How to Goose the Moose
Got a utility vegetation management question? Goose the Moose!
Ground Rules for Questions
The topic area is utility vegetation management. Stick to that or face possible ridicule for your inability to read.
What Do We Need Beyond Your Question
- Send your question to firstname.lastname@example.org. When I've answered your question you'll receive an email with a link to my video response.
- I'd like to know something about you. For example, if you work for an electric utility or a VM contractor, tell me so. If you work for a regulatory commission, tell me that. If you're a municipal arborist let me know. If you're a member of the public, a ratepayer, etc. then state that. By knowing this information I can tailor the answer to the questioner. For example, if you work for a utility or one of its contractors, I can expect you know electrical hardware and know you are not confusing cable or a service drop with primary conductors. If you are an arborist then there are terms I can use with you that would not serve in answering a question from the public.
Win Stuff- Stump or Stun the Moose
Stump the Moose with your utility VM question or stun the Moose with the brilliance of your question and you will become the proud owner of an exceedingly rare, highly prized "Goose the Moose" T-shirt.
Oh, by the way, the Moose shall be the arbiter of who merits a T-shirt. There is no method of appeal and whining will be exposed for the entertainment of all participants. I know the desire for a coveted Goose the Moose T-shirt will make it difficult to restrain yourself. But come on, retain your dignity. There is no limit to the number of questions you may ask to qualify yourself for a prize. However, the Moose is not obligated to answer all questions nor is he obligated to take your questions seriously.